"Matt Webb Survived going to the father in-laws house, then the mother in-laws house for meals. 8 hour excursion. Come home to my neighbors behind me having..."
"Matt Webb Welcome to McDonalds, we got fun and games.. we got everything you want, honey we know the names.. On the menu you'll find, everythings covered in ..."
"Matt Webb just found out that his friend just got a job with Symantec antivirus that's paying him $95k a year. I demand that he provides me a good christmas."
"Matt Webb daughter has a wicked ear infection and can hardly sleep for a week straight now. the good news is that my awesome wife picked up a 4 pack of guin..."
"Matt Webb is now ready to talk to his doctor about sleep. Sleep is not right for everyone. Sleep can cause some side effects such as unconsciousness and men..."
"Matt Webb is kinda bummed out today. Worried about some of my friends going through some really tough times. Watched a kitten get ran over this morning. H..."
"Matt Webb The epic thread of my possible good news can now be closed. The good news never came and is instead the exact opposite. (still keeping you in sus..."
"Matt Webb All 3 kids now sick with this crappy chest cold/high fever thing, wife fighting it off too. All of us hardly slept. I demand the strongest coffee..."
"Matt Webb The neighbors dog across the street has been barking for over an hour straight. My 5 year old said we should go over and "turn him off". I like h..."
"Matt Webb Is it wrong to wish a giant black hole would form in the center of the office and suck up everything except for me and a clear path to the door?"
"Matt Webb Lessons in Adulthood #326: If you spend a weekend moving into a new place, it will be 2-3 more weeks before you really get settled in and enjoy yo..."
"Matt Webb Survived the move... barely. Still sore as hell, but interestingly enough lost 4 lbs in 4 days from it all. Oh well, time to put the weight back ..."
